LolBible

In the beginning, the internet created the LolCats, and web geeks saw that it was good, and it was Dugg.

Then, the internet created LolCode, and coding geeks saw that it was good, and there was much rejoicing.


_{Today's Lolcat from ICanHasCheezBurger}

But, still...there was the issue of the religious geeks to take care of. Where could they see the things they wanted to see, but through the medium of cute cats and bad grammar?

Well, Easter Sunday seems a reasonable time to share this little link, which solves that problem once and for all, it's a labour of love and quite frankly, the best thing on the internet ever:

The LolCat Bible

Genesis 1
³At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz. ⁴An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin. ⁵An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1