Buzzword Document Generator

Sitting in a meeting a week or so ago, I started noting down some of the more amusing phrases that popped out ('We need to take advantage of Kirsty', 'It's just like pushing drugs' and so on). Once these dried up I instead focused my efforts on a quick and hacky bit of javascript to generate buzzwords. I came up with a little page that generates entire documents/emails that seem to make sense, if only you were slightly better at management.

You can go try my Buzzword Document Generator for yourselves, or just read this particular random generation here. It's not too intelligent, so you might find the odd grammatical mishap, but it should be fairly sturdy. There's a few comedy ones in there too for fun :)

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This leads to the conclusion that inestimably non-team playing contributors help shape an overreaching strategem in the area of synergetic consumer demand.

Epic eh?