Top Gear == Suicide

Oh. My. God. Just watched the latest episode of Top Gear and I actually am surprised they got out alive this time. Sure Hammond had his crash, but most of the car stunts they do are pretty well organised and supervised and you never really expect anything to go wrong.

However, this show they went to America on a road trip, and bought some cars. They drove them from Miami to New Orleans, and there were many hilarious moments, but my heart was in my mouth as they crossed Alabama. For some insane reason they decided to decorate eachothers' cars with slogans most likely to get one another 'killed or arrested'. And they weren't joking.

'Nascar Sucks' 'Hillary For President' 'Man Love Rules OK' 'I'm Bi'

They really drove through Alabama with that on their cars. As if that wasn't enough to get them killed, they even stopped for petrol. At this point, May's Cadillac's battery ran down. Then the station owner came over for a quiet word, before calling 'the boys' - which turned out to be a pickup full of rednecks.

Can't believe they didn't get shot.