Detox

Today I start on a 30 day detox program which may well cause me to embark on a number of small killing sprees as it begins to really dawn on me that I can't eat any of the following:

• Meat


• Fish


• Eggs


• Dairy


• Mushrooms


• Refined sugar


• Salt


• Wheat – bread, pasta, cake etc


• Alcohol


• Caffeine


• Soya


• White rice

I'll be taking a few supplements to help ensure I don't die, but other than that I plan to mostly be living on water, fruit, veg, honey, rye, brown rice and nuts - with a couple of other bits I'm allowed.

I'm sure the temptation to wave doughnuts, pork chops and cans of Coke in my face will be enormous, but rest assured folks - I will have my revenge if and when you do so.

Anyhow, I'll keep you up to date with how I go, and what I manage to actually find to make meals out of, until you're bored of hearing about this. Should be a fun adventure if nothing else - although ideally I'll lose a bit of weight and get rid of all the crap building up from all the fast food and processed junk I've been eating since becoming a student.

Oh and, did I mention I can't have tea, or alcohol? I'm going to go cry in a corner now...