Drunken Watermelon

"I know what you're thinking: 'What if I attached a faucet to a watermelon and filled it with spiked watermelon juice so party guests could serve themselves right from the melon?'"

Any webpage which opens with that sentence is bound to be worth looking at (and, also probably incorrect in its assumption). This is no exception:

End of summer bash - drunken watermelon on tap


_{I'm totally doing this}