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The Times Online - Microsoft seeks patent for office 'spy' software

So, my beloved Microsoft have registered a patent for some software which can monitor you, as you use your PC. According to the patent application:

Wireless sensors could read “heart rate, galvanic skin response, EMG, brain signals, respiration rate, body temperature, movement facial movements, facial expressions and blood pressure”

Seems the era of Big Brother/Friend Computer is swiftly advancing. There'll be no more wasting time or having fun in the office. Any incidents of unhappiness will be immediatel reported to your manager. Only question now is whether you want to live in Airstrip One, Eurasia - or in Sector GBR, Alpha Complex.

In related news, I'm going to start running some Paranoia games, finally, after buying the GM's book years ago on a whim from a second hand bookstore. Yes, I'm aware that isn't the best website to learn what Paranoia is - but any other websites which tell you what the game is are above your clearance, citizen. If you're interested in joining in, drop me a line.