New Years' 2008 / 2007 Awards

One of the first posts on this here blog was the 2006 Awards meme. I was planning to do one of these for 2007, but got bored after I realised quite how forgetful I am. As such, here's a cut down version of the same awards with an exclusive emphasis on the very end of the year, which should also give you a good idea of some of what happened last night...

1) Drinking buddy
Julie-oh. A good drinking buddy will tell you when you've had enough, and stop you having any more. A great drinking buddy will wait 'till you turn away and pour spirits into your drink. Then let Gib film it.

2) Newcomer of the year
Sven, the blow-up man, for having more chest hair than anyone thought possible.

3) High point of the year?
Dancing on top of a couple of chairs.

4) Low point of the year?
The tarmac covering the road on the walk home.

5) Best holiday?
Birmingham - December 31st, 2007.

6) Anthem for 2007?
Whatever electro song Rich did his striptease to...

7) Any regrets?
Yes.

8) Best night out?
See above.

9) Worst night out?
See above.

10) Best relationship?
Hot wax and Gib's body.

11) Worst relationship?
Cold wax and my hair.

12) Best decision made all year?
Waxing Gib. Unfortunately, there was no leg wax around, so tealights and matches were in order.

13) What are your plans for next year?
Drink lots of water, and lie around complaining that my head hurts and I feel sick.

14) Most stupid idea when drunk?
Vodka and a straw.

15) Biggest surprise of the year?
Knocking on Imogen's door, whilst on my knees, for reasons that are unclear. For reasons that are even more unclear, having it opened by Gib, who wasn't wearing anything, accompanied by Imogen, who was using his underwear as a hat.

16) Most commonly used word/ phrase?
Please don't hug me again.

17) Best kiss of the year?
Last year, my girlfriend was very annoyed when I named Gib as the winner here. Pity really:


_{Note the paparazzi surrounding us...}