The Belgian Conspiracy

Through the lovely Geostats feature of my counter, it's recently come to my attention that one, or possibly more than one, of my readers happens to be from 'Belgium'. Upon mentioning this to a few friends, I noticed that they barely batted an eyelid, and indeed seemed to think this a perfectly reasonable claim to make.

I have in fact, discovered that people I know, whose opinion I even respected up till now, think that Belgium is a real country, with real people. Clearly they need to be set straight, and as such, for those of who with similar delusions, I'd like to point you to this respected scientific article:

Belgium Doesn't Exist

A couple of choice quotes from the above:

"Public school teachers would point out that if it weren't for Belgium, there would be a blank spot between France and Netherlands on our maps, forgetting that the data for our maps came from the CIA-controlled spy-satellites."

"[Tourists] are waylaid at the common borders of Germany, France, the Netherlands, and Luxembourg and taken to NWO branch facilities where they have false memories of vast sprout fields and chocolate factory tours implanted."

The site also links to a page dedicated to uncovering the sinister, 'Belgian', communist plot to plant the seed of communism in our brains with The Smurfs.