I have the best cup of tea ever.

This is the sort of cup of tea I'd expect on a Saturday afternoon in heaven.

This is a cup of tea that you could actually enjoy whilst watching Top Gear.

This is the sort of tea served in secret ninja training school to the English trainees.

This cup contains so much tea I was tempted to add a second teabag, but fortunately the first one was made of awesome.

This cup of tea could drown several small kittens without even flinching.

This cup of tea couldn't be absorbed by an entire packet of hobnobs.

This is the best cup of tea ever - observe how it mightily dwarfs the puny dairy milk it sits alongside.



I don't think I've ever been this happy in my life.