Sunday 29 April 2007

Rhyming Dictionary

So, whilst composing a poem for the new bathroom door sign (I actually decided not to use the poem, bathroom door now reads "Smile! You're on hidden bathroom camera!" instead), I came across this great Rhyming Dictionary.

It can come up with some pretty hilarious stuff. Looking for something to rhyme with 'blue'?
Try: analytical review, n92762, or new caledonian yew.

Something to rhyme with 'hello'?
Try: menstrual flow, american crow, cumberland plateau, a. f. l. c. i. o., anisette de bordeaux, henry david thoreau.

And on, and on. Hours of endless fun. That poem by the way? Well, if you insist. But you won't like it:

Roses are dead,
Violence is you,
If she's knocked up,
You know what to do.

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