Downstairs

So, I just got up and wandered downstairs (and for a Saturday after term ends, I'd like to point out that this is a pretty early start) to find a few...oddities.

Firstly, the door to the living room is, as you'd expect, in the doorway from the hall to the living room. However, it's at right angles to the door frame, sticking out to block most of the hall and topped with something large and silver..

Secondly, in the kitchen, there's a fairly high and precariously balanced muffin/tupperware tower. I vaguely recall thinking that the muffins needed to be kept fresh, and putting a small pile of them on a chopping board and then covering that with a large bowl. Then putting some more muffins on that, and covering them with something else. And on, and on. On the plus side, I think they all actually have stayed fresh..

Finally, in the living room there's a 'man' laid out on the floor. He has cups for feet, Guitar Hero guitars for legs, empty & full spirits bottles for a body, DVD cases for arms and a wok for a head, with muffin cases and a shot glass for the features.

It's that shot glass I'm blaming for all the above, by the way. Julie-oh brought back some Austrian Schnapps after Tim arrived home pretty drunk and myself & her had a couple of shots of that each. Except that one filling of the shot glass was 50ml, not 25ml, and this stuff is 50% proof and unbelievably pure.

No hangover from it too...