Karry On Up The Oke

Things I recall about last night:

• Thinking a nice bath and some coding would be an ideal night in.


• Refusing a lift to karaoke.


• Getting emotionally blackmailed by multiple people.


• Going to karaoke.


• Sporx and Xander singing Love Shack (awesome).


• Sporx singing Ballroom Blitz (would have been more awesome if there was no 'No nipples in the Guild' rule).


• Lots of dancing.

Things I don't recall about last night but am now informed of:

• Acting as a fervent proponent of physics.


• Attempting to prove the laws of physics by grabbing people by the shoulders, stating loudly that I was the only thing holding them to the floor, releasing them and shouting 'Gravity!' triumphantly.


• Attempting to prove laws relating to resistance, f=ma and centripetal forces using similar methodologies.

Things I don't recall about last night and have no explanation for:

• Grass stains.


• Deciding to sleep with my feet by the headboard and my head mostly off the other side of the bed.


• The precise meaning of the text message sixpbrashs effeffe' is axesnenn graitiz.


• Getting home.

What does this mean? You may ask.


Luckily, it was explained on another part of the sheet of paper:


And, for those of you who don't know what gravity is, or how Sony(?) discovered it:


Also I'm loving the fact that the last drawing has 'P. Diddy' and 'David Hasselhoff' in the top left. Can't plan that.