Tanked Tramp Purée

As if I needed another responsibility in the office, I've taken it upon myself recently to try and raise morale. Too many people just sit around looking glum, eating their lunch at their desk and just not smiling enough. Sure, there's plenty of cool people too, but I'm sure they'll also appreciate a laugh anyway.

So, here's a repost of a little ditty I put up on their site, courtesy of Wordsmith;

Hello there buzzers,

As one of the resident students, I feel it's my duty to make my first post on the buzz complete nonsense, but I also want to address a problem I've found in the department. You see, the UK DPE Partner Team feel they're a bit of an Untapped Marketer at the moment, with people a bit confused about what we do. Are we a Naked Mutt Paperer, or simply Tanked Tramp Puree?

I'll let you make up your own minds there, but if you fancy chatting to anyone to help you with that, then I'd like to introduce the guys who make up the Red Puke Apartment.

Leading the team, we've got Paul Maher - though, consider yourselves warned, he's A Real Hump sometimes. Our resident superhero, Neon Slicer may be a handy contact, note that by day he's known as Eric Nelson.

If you're looking for interesting people, then maybe Dave Allen is your man - get him to show you his Lead Navel. Another of our curios is Nick Page, who lives in a Pink Cage since developing A Pig Neck.

Those of you with specialist queries should get in touch with David Gristwood - who's quite an Odd Twig Advisor. If this isn't your cup of tea, and you'd rather Brisk The Nu, then Keith Burns, our resident Scotsman is the one to see.

Your entertainment needs are catered for by the pair of us who compiled this little project, Michael McClary, who offers his DJ services under the name Creamy Mac Chill, and of course myself - many a Spring night out can be improved by the May Cigar Villain after all.

We hope you've got a bit more visibility of the team now, and I'll admit I still don't recognize every face around the office, so please feel free to introduce your teams with a similar post.

Thanks,
A lacy mail virgin.